More thought spam: I need to remember this whenever I’m overwhelmed.

“I can’t eat a whole dragon. At least not in one sitting, nor in one piece.”

It’s easy enough to say, harder to remember when you’re looking to eat a dragon and it’s looking back at you.

“I learned english from kung-fu movies, but now my mouth moves out of sync.”

Yes, I know that hardly counts as an update, but I had to say it, lest I forget. Besides, it’s funny.

To be wise, one must know balance.